For Today I am a Robot

wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

sextnoise:

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

no im just scared of the monster thats under my bed

So stoked for #TheStrokes #FuckYeah

So stoked for #TheStrokes #FuckYeah

zaddylonglegs:

beytwerk:

Rick Ross wearing a chain of himself wearing a chain of himself. 

this is the level of flagrancy that I want to be on


angggggg this is what I aspire to.

zaddylonglegs:

beytwerk:

Rick Ross wearing a chain of himself wearing a chain of himself. 

this is the level of flagrancy that I want to be on

angggggg this is what I aspire to.
rookiemag:

Rest in peace.
-lucy

rookiemag:

Rest in peace.

-lucy

Last time I checked, I wasn’t running a taxi service.

I really want to jump in this aquarium right now 🐠 #LasVegas   (at Silverton Casino)

I really want to jump in this aquarium right now 🐠 #LasVegas (at Silverton Casino)

Financial goals.

forsakers:

i’m staring off into space not at you

whoredinarygirl:

if I ugly snapchat you I trust you

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

peekachiu:

i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me