For Today I am a Robot

moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

Jimmy Q YAAAS

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup

sktagg23:

Happy Easter.

Living for the weekend. #HappyEaster  (at Spring Valley Water Park)

Living for the weekend. #HappyEaster (at Spring Valley Water Park)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

tyleroakley:

me, sunday morning

My husband knows me so well. #truelove #HappyBirthday #ps4 #playstation

My husband knows me so well. #truelove #HappyBirthday #ps4 #playstation

aminaabramovic:

please watch this from beginning to end

thatfunnyblog:

i had a little too much fun snapchatting at target today…

Funny Stuff you like?

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

Duh, who cares where. Free food, we’re there.
angggggg

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

This is a way a of life.

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

Anytime I’m at any mall.